From: Jehovah Almighty [Add to Address Book]
Subject: Killing puppies for satan
Date: Jul 2, 2008 10:51 PM
Hey! It's the Big G, the Man Upstairs, Jehovah! The Almighty God, God. Listen,
I would have done this in another way but I really like your site and, hey, it was
more entertaining this way. Now you can post your Official Correspondence with The
Creator on your fancy website!
I think I've got to apologize. Some of my fans, well... they are fanatics. My
son's been stealing a lot of attention lately, but I'm getting over that
jealousy and genocide thing. Deep down, most of them are decent people, if a little
narrow-minded. Sometimes I wonder if free-will was the right choice after all! Don't
get discouraged when people don't see the humor -- they just haven't been
paying attention to mine in the Bible, I guess.
I bless thee,
1. On 2008-07-04, Ben Lehman wrote:
The absolutely best part of this is [Add to Address Book]
It's nice to know that God isn't too good to write a message himself. Maybe other deities might have sent a form letter, or had one of their lackies write some sort of message for them. I guess the big G isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.