The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me! My choice. For you.
This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
1) I make no guarantees that you will like what I make;
2) It'll be done this year;
3) You have no clue what it's going to be. It could be anything but it will most likely be made of paper;
4) I will probably make something pretty nerdy.
If you post, you must agree to spread this sort of "meme" only if you actually want to, rather than paying attention to the instructions for spreading.