anyway.

This makes BL go "So massive..."
I apparently had to say it twice. Sorry, all.

This makes go "Would you say..."
it's 1d8? (in Dogs terms)

This makes VB go "2d8, thank you very much."

This makes VB go "also..."
Also, I totally disavow the way this conversation is going. I mean, yikes.

This makes BL go "Sorry man..."
I just... had to go there. I almost started a "okay, just to get it out of the way, comparing penis size" thread on the Forge Birthday forum but then I realized that, funny as that is, I *really* don't want to know.

This makes VB go "I'm just thinking about the Dogs characters."
I mean, "belongings: my cock, 2d8." Or "belongings: my boobs, 2d8." How horrifyingly compelling is that? VERY horrifyingly compelling, is how.

This makes BL go "I'm thinking about..."
The penis nailed the schoolhouse door. That's what I'm thinking about. Oh, man, I'm gonna run Dogs for Erick and his crew, I think. Am I gonna run the penis-nailed-to-door town? Can I actually do that? Can I not?

This makes jmn go "Reminds me of a character my wife played..."
...in one of Mike Holmes' HeroQuest/Shadow World games. One of her best traits was her attractive appearance. My wife would often roll for her PC "cleavaging" at NPCs to get them to do what she wanted.

This makes BA go "Ben..."
I demand you post a town writeup at the lumpley forum, especially the part where you tell us whether the penis on the door is "something's wrong" or "sin" or, hell, "pride..."

This makes VB go "I agree!"
The penis nailed to the schoolhouse wall is a particular episode from real-world Utah history, but I definitely want to read how Ben divvies up the prides and sins involved.

This makes NinJ go "Nailed to a door..."
See, when you first told me that story, I was, like, "Oh, so the guy who nailed the penis to the door was a Dog!"

This makes BL go "There are lots of ways..."
As Joshua shows... The way I'd do it as a 1st town is very different from the way I'd do it as a 5th town. I'll write it up, though.