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kill puppies for satan
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excerpts
the funhouse
running hate mail tally
hate "kill puppies": 27
hate "for satan": 10
undeclared: 9
are my friend travis: 1
are fixated on my anus: 1
are a fuckin' weirdo: 1
hate "for satin": 1
scarily, for satan: 1
is a fellow blasphemer: 1
hate proboscises: 1
anyway.
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kill puppies for satan
an unfunny roleplaying game
here's what hep game designer
Jonathan Tweet
says:
"I love it. The tone is consistent and funny ... I liked telling
people, 'There are no misspelled words, no misused words, no
sentences that are non sequiturs, and no paragraphs that aren't
actually paragraphs.' The bits on Satan and God are great. I showed
Puppies to all my cool game designer friends, and they all liked it,
too."
nice, huh? can't ask for better than that.
here's a bit about the game. but first,
look, it's called kill puppies for satan, that's pretty much
the plot, and it's all swearing all the time. if that's not your
thing, then for crying out loud don't click on the links. you don't
need the hassle.
also, please read what the puppie lovers have a heart org
has to say. the puppie lovers have a heart org raises all the best
criticisms of the game, and offers a startling and very funny alternative: kill
barbies for satan. i hope they write it as a game, honestly. i'd buy it.
anyhow here are some excerpts.
and from cockroach souffle, the first supplement:
so that's pretty good.
people occassionally ask me if the game's actually playable. to my surprise and
delight, the answer is yes! you can read about:
you can also visit the kill puppies fun house,
which not only does the link work but it actually has some stuff in it,
like limericks and this bit about hell and what jonathan tweet didn't
like about the game and even the game's secret message, revealed! plus
it's poignant! whoda thunk?
satan, sad to say, can't afford uppercase letters.
get some kill puppies for satan
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