thread: 2011-06-19 : Previously on Game of Thrones
On 2011-06-20, Brand Robins wrote:
"Oh no! One faction of indistinguishable grim-faced hardasses has the advantage over another!"
This is exactly why I stopped studying early-medieval European history.
Prof: How the Angles killed a lot of Jutes, before the Danes came in an butchered everyone!
Young Brand: Wait, didn't we already do that?
Prof: No, that was how the Vandals killed a lot of Goths before the Franks came in and butchered everyone.
Young Brand: ... so... when does the butchering stop?
Prof: With Columbus mostly, though then they just start butchering non-white people.
Young Brand: Fuck this shit, I'm going to read romantic poetry instead! I predict this will get me a lucrative career and increase my life happiness!
