thread: 2006-11-11 : Tarkut Ptimanya
On 2006-11-13, Emily wrote:
I think that's the pro-parlimentary radical tar-web you're quoting there, Ben. What you imply is preposterous!
The Royal bard has composed a multimedia comm-drama that is being beamed down on all free channels to the surface of the Turkutali region. It consists of a chorus line of scantily clad Pockmar cheerleaders doing a Buzby Berkley number about the virtues of Rasili fries and soda. This is followed by an address to the free peoples of Tarkut from the reigning Monarch Frisilin the IV, overlaid with a lazer light show and pulsing trance beats:
"Rise up, young Tarkutali! Throw off the oppression of your ancient superstitions. A new age of prosperity is about to commence. Once you are taken under the benevolent wing of the Rasili free empire, your children will be fat and plump like your peaches, and your women will never have to milk another goat as long as they live. Every home will have three drone slaves to do all your bidding, and all your men will be dressed in silk and turquoise Perin cloth like all those corrupt officials in your so-called Provisional government.
"Throw off the throttling yoke of the Mukun terrorists. They are waiting to slaughter you all like young kids when they sweep in with their murderous Ptiman. But we, your benevolent neighbors from afar, will smite them and save you from those insensitive persons."
[Brought to you by the Rasili Peach Industry. A public service. Eat a peach today!]
